There are Plenty of Fish out in that there sea, but only a few are a real catch. Its a gnarly game of catch and release.
Here’s what I’m going to make up based on his very detailed profile:
This guy is larger than average and is very sensitive about his weight. Maybe he’s bulimic. Probably a binge eater. I think he goes through the drive-thru, orders food for 5 people, parks the car around the corner, and eats it all.
He hates children, but knowing how nurturing most women are, he’s trying to appear “open” about the idea of children, without saying he’s open to it, and in reality really does not want anything to do with kids. Or maybe he’s had an incident with the law. Maybe he and his last Tinder Hook-up had public sex too close to a school or park. Now he’s on the registered sex offender list and is not allowed within 500 feet of a minor.
He is an alcoholic that drinks way too much on a regular basis. He is an alcoholic, knows it, embraces it, and is not looking for help. He thinks he’s a fun drunk! May or may not be considered a functional drunk. Unfortunately all his “fun” has isolated him and damaged all his personal relationships. He has no real friends, and his last girlfriend dumped him because of his drinking.
I’m going to guess that this guy received several DUIs and therefore does not have a license or a car. I imagine him to have a temper, possibly gets violent when he drinks.I’m picturing a fat version of Scott Disick….
Um, no to all of it – NEXT!!